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RANELAGH HARRIERS E-NEWS # 129 11 FEBRUARY 2004
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HEADLINE NEWS
* Allison O'Neill wins final Surrey League race
* Women's team finishes season in 3rd place
* Men's team finishes season in 6th place
* Mad McLaughlin survives the Toughguy
HEC PETERSEN TROPHY Inter-club v Ealing, Southall & Middlesex AC and others
Saturday February 14th at Perivale
Our Hec Petersen trophy match with Ealing is combined this year with a North
West London League race. It's a low-key event for us, but anyone who fancies
a run will be welcome. It's 5 miles, start time 2.30pm, changing at Perivale
Community Centre, Horsenden Lane South, Perivale, near Perivale tube
station.
GREEN BELT RELAY Saturday May 8th and Sunday May 9th.
Those new members who don't know what this event is all about, please take a
look at the web site www.greenbeltrelay.org.uk
Briefly, it's a 210 mile relay around London's Green Belt. The route is
divided into 20 stages varying in length from 7 to nearly 14 miles.
There are 10 stages on Saturday, an overnight rest, then another ten stages
on Sunday. Teams of ten runners take part and each runner has to run one stage
each day. So to take part you have to be free to run sometime on both days,
but you don't have to give up the whole weekend - you can just run your stage
and go home if you don't want to follow the race. We entered four teams last
year - vets (the Old Dogs), women (the Lassies), Bev's Bloodhounds and the
rest (the Mongrels). The Old Dogs won the vets trophy and the Bloodhounds won
the toilet seat for the last team to complete all 20 stages. In the past we
have been outright winners more than once and our women have also been
victorious.
We aim if possible to accommodate everybody who would like to run, but entries
have to be in by the end of March, so we need to decide pretty quickly how many
teams to put in. If you think you might like to take part please reply to me
straight away (mailto:srowland@calor.co.uk ), unless you have already responded
to Bev Ali's call last week for prospective Bloodhounds.
SURREY LEAGUE DIVISION 1 Saturday February 7th Women at Lloyd Park,
Croydon, men at Farthing Downs, Coulsdon
Our first-ever winner of a senior women's Surrey League Division 1 race!
After the disappointment of losing a shoe in the South of England
Championships and then performing below her expectations in the Northern
Ireland Championships, Allison O'Neill is determined to make amends.
Typically she takes the race by the scruff of the neck and shakes it to
pieces on the first hill. So there's Allison with a small lead but ominously
tracking her are Lucy Hasell who beat her by over a minute in the first
League race back in October and Meredith Pannett who finished the January
race 50 metres up on her. But you sense there's going to be no stopping
Allison this time. The first short lap sees her with still just a slight
advantage over her chasers but the hills at the start of the second lap
prove to be the pivotal moments. With an expression of fixed determination
Allison digs in, drives on and is away and clear, building up an
insurmountable lead which sees her cross the line nearly 20 seconds to the
good. An outstanding performance. Then it's grins and hugs all round!
Sarah Seal comes bounding in a minute later just ahead of Pannett and her
arch-rivals from Belgrave. This rounds off a consistently high-quality
League season for Sarah, with an 8th, a 4th and two 5th place finishes to
her name. This proves sufficient to give Sarah the silver medal in the
senior individual competition. The overall senior winner would have been
Allison, but as a veteran she counts only in that category - which of course
she wins.
Behind our top two there is something of an "end of term" feel to the team -
only eight starters and lots of missing names for various reasons. Well
though Kathy, Eliete and Sonia run, they are probably surprised to find
themselves amongst the 'A' team scoring five! Alice, Jacqui and Clodagh
complete our representation. But overall it makes little difference to the
team position. We finish 4th today and retain a safe third place in the
final League table behind Belgrave and South London.
Anair Beverly misses today's Under 20 race, but three straight wins in the
previous fixtures already guaranteed her an individual gold medal in the
Under 17 category.
Finally the Under 15s - Alex Hook, Emily Ball and newcomer Rhiannon Mehta -
achieve their best result of the season with a 4th place.
The men's race on Farthing Downs was of fearsomely high quality, and not
suprisingly as there was everything to run for at the top of the table.
Thames were carrying a slender 29 point lead over Herne Hill into today's
event. At a more mundane level, we trailed hosts South London by just 26
points in 5th and 6th places.
While track international Spencer Barden was leaving them for dead at the
front, David Benton and Peter Haarer were acquitting themselves handsomely
by finishing in the top 20 scoring runners. Excluding the guest in 7th
place, David's effective 16th was his third 16th in three League races this
season! Paul Doyle gave it 100% as ever, and next for us Marius Acker,
Marcus Gohar and Paul Graham had a race-long battle at around 60th place.
Captain Bicks, Chris Owens, Mick Lane and the President completed the 10
counters, but Mike had his work cut out to hold off Jacus Engelbrecht, who
very nearly made it into the scoring team for the first time, and Neil
Walford. Christian Vaughan made a late but vain bid to defend the tenner he
had bet your editor at the start of the season that he would make a Surrey
League scoring team. Gallant effort, Christian. League debutant Neil Day
also perfomed well and Phil Aiken provided the team anchor.
SLH imported Computer Ken to do the results for them, so naturally they
appeared efficiently and in double-quick time. The team result turned out to
be a microcosm of the whole season - Thames just pipping Herne Hill for the
honours, Belgrave and Aldershot isolated in 3rd and 4th, South London
holding off Ranelagh in the battle for 5th and 6th, Reigate a safe 7th and
Stragglers and Boxhill tailed off and booked for Division 2. They will be
replaced next season by Guildford & Godalming and Dulwich Runners.
Matt Hirschler was our only represenative in the junior event but he ran
well for 8th place less than two minutes behind the winner.
BRITISH UNIVERSITIES CHAMPIONSIPS Saturday February 7th at Dundee
Alice Beverly was fourth counter for the Oxford University team which
finished just outside the medals in the 6km event.
1 L Dobriskey (Lough) 23.48
41 Alice Beverly (Oxford) 26.45
LONDON SCHOOLS CHAMPIONSHIPS Wednesday January 28th at Parliament Hill
This was the day of the heavy snow and race distances were severely
shortened to reduced the threat of exposure! Anair Beverly seemed little
perturbed by the conditions or anything else in the Senior Girls race and
built up a winning lead of 15 seconds in less than 9 minutes of running.
Jordan Mungovan also ran well to finish 6th in the Senior Boys.
WATFORD HALF-MARATHON
1 K Tadesse (Belgrave) 1.10.26
1235 Steve McClune 1.58.57
1236 Simon Burrell 1.58.58
1290 John Hanscomb 1.59.57
NEWS FROM THE STICKS...
...writes Mike McDowell:
"Having won two bottles of Lambrusco and a packet of biscuits I am thinking
of turning professional. I was first over 65/70/75 in the Boxing Day 4 miles
road race in Gloucester in 41.27 and again in the New Year's Day 5 miler in
51.42. On January 17th I was again leading over 65/70/75 in the 4.5 miles
cross-country Chocolate Biscuit race in 42.24.
In the national 2003 road rankings I'm 3rd over 75 at 5 miles with 49.01".
TOUGHGUY WINTER 2004 - the Warrior Uprising.
Those of a nervous disposition should look away now.
For the rest, Anna McLaughlin reports:
"To the uninitiated, Toughguy is no ordinary race. In fact it is like no
race you have ever done. Marathon runners, sprinters, ultrarunners, elite
triathletes, plodders........you ain't done diddly squat until you've done
Toughguy. There is nothing that can prepare you for this but to ensure
that:
a) you are physically fit to do an 8 mile run
b) you are completely and utterly barking mad
Toughguy is recognised everywhere as one of the gnarliest and daftest
adventure challenges around getting international press and TV coverage.
OK we hear you saying - what's so tough about an 8 mile cross country run???
Everything. And more.
It starts with a cross country run that has a few little "differences" to
others. First off are The Banks where there are trees, shrubs, brambles and
hills in the way - and 3000 fools tryng to get through this lot. Then out
into the country for a fairly standard run across fields and tracks until
you hit the Slalom - up and down hill 8 times - except it's so steep that
most of the up and most of the downs can only be done walking - even for the
elite front runners. Through more woods, grab some water, and head back to
the start.
Hey that wasn't so bad we hear you say. True - that wasn't so bad. But
wait....
Across a track and, all of a sudden, crowds of spectators and reality kicks
in - the last 6 miles or so has just been a warm up to the main event - the
KILLING FIELDS.
For anyone that hasn't been through Commando or similar training, NOTHING
YOU WILL EVER DO IN YOUR LIFE CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS. This is madness.
You've read about it, seen the photos, but nothing really prepares you for
The Killing Fields which is an obstacle course that has come from the
darkest recesses of someone's warped mind. Otherwise known as Mr Mouse.
It starts with the Tiger - two 30' tall wooden arches you must climb up and
over using either the cargo nets or widely spaced beams - neither route is
easy and the danger of falling off is high as some did prove landing in the
safety net. It then continues as follows.
Colditz Walls - a sequence of 3 wooden walls to clamber over, progressively
higher.
The Behemoth - 4 big walls separated by 20' single rope bridges which get
slacker with more competitors!
Fiery Holes - burning bales of hay to jump over and then into water pits
which get deeper with each one and are COLD! And wet.
The Tyre Crawl - a cylinder of old tyres you crawl through - and straight
into a muddy pond on the far side.
The Swamp - by now you've had enough mud for a day but this is the start of
the deep, gloopy stuff. Two of my friends have to haul another one of us
out as she gets stuck solid.
Vietcong Tunnels - a series of concrete tunnels to crawl through that also
go uphill - murder on the knees And they are dark. And wet.
The Paradise Climb - a set of high cargo nets, finished off with a choice -
fall off the cargo nets and into a pond, or slide down the rope. Either way
you get wet!
And what's this?? A drinking water station??? Sod that - we need Brandy by
now but some fat chance of getting any.
Through the Splosh Pool - the word "gloop" was invented for this deep,
sticky, stinking pond.
And down to the Pièce de Resistance - The Water Tunnel. By now you are as
wet and muddy as you think you can be but have yet to experience full
immersion in winter cold water. This is the one that truly takes the breath
away and gives lads high pitched voices. It starts with jumping into a
chest deep river (chest deep for average persons). Duck under 2 wooden
beams on top of the water which is just a "warmer-upper" for the main part -
four 18" timber beams laid across the water with a small gap between each
beam. By now you are soooooo cold but there's no escape - you have to duck
under the water, below the beams, surface and grab air and do this twice
more and then carry on wading for 20 metres or so out of the river.
Jeez - can you get any colder?? You bet!! You are shivering for your
country by now and Marshals implore you to get moving before you die!!!
A couple of hundred metre slippery run helps to get the circulation back
with my mate doing a passable impression of Whacky Races - his legs are
turning over like the clappers, but he ain't moving as his feet keep
slipping.
Then comes the BIG wall - the Korea Hell Hill. A 12' high wall made of hay
bales with ropes to clamber up - except these ropes are for most wet, muddy
and slippery so it's difficult to climb up them. There's much heaving and
shoving at the bottom with people helping each other get to the top. He does
a big BANZAIII shout at the top before heading down the cargo ropes and off
the wall.
More muddy ponds and onto the Jesus Bridge - a series of barrels tied
together with wooden slats- very rickety, very slippery, and if you fall off
guess what?? Yep - you're back in deep water!
Even more running through mud and muck, and onto Dan's Deceiver - yet
another cargo net climb but with a twist - it's got a sod of a drop on the
other side. At this point one of my friends decides to call it a day - she
is feeling sick, her face has gone white and after all the cold water she is
showing the first signs of hypothermia. The marshals escort her to the St
Johns crew who look after her until we catch up after the race.
Onto the Dragon Pool where you have 3 choices - a deep water 30 metre wade;
slide down a rope or try a rope walk across. It doesn't really make a lot
of difference as by this time the ropes are so slack that you will fall into
the water anyway. Hell do you care about getting wet by now - nope - so
many opt to wade it. Those who try the a rope walk fall off as expected.
Then the Bailey Bridge which is a shorter version of the Jesus Bridge and
into Stalag Escape. This is great fun if you enjoy crawling in mud under
barbed wire - raise your head or rear and you will get shredded! And the
mud has gravel below which is just fine for taking the skin off the knees.
And the crowds are hovering over you imploring you on. Lovely.
The Tyre Torture is next- about 400m of track with tyres embedded into it so
you have to pick your way through it. And guess what? It's muddy as well
Then the Anaconda - a series of five 5' concrete tunnels ACROSS the track so
you have to find some way get over them. Too high to vault, too muddy to
climb, so the best way is to leap onto your belly on top, spin the legs
around and drop off.
Yet more running and the end is now in sight. YEEHAAA!!!!!. But there's a
sting in the tail - 2 hills to climb which for the later runners are very,
very muddy and slippery and one has ropes on it to help you get to the top.
Over the second hill and then a final run in and across the line. ...with a
time of 3hrs 16 minutes. That's about 1 hour for the cross country, and 2
hours in the Killing Fields which give some idea of how hard they are.
Winning time is 1hr 10mins. Yep 70 minutes. Phew, that is superb. Fast
times are achieved by strong athletes who start at the front, run on their
own, don't end up in bottlenecks at obstacles or are members of teams as
this slows you down.
After the finish comes a worthwhile medal - a horse brass - an obligatory
hot drink and thermal blanket . You're so cold however that half the drink
spills with . And ooooh the joys of a luxurious hot bath and shower - but
you have to wait until you get home for that. What you get is a cold muddy
bath which everyone avoids and a warm, dribbly overhead shower to do your
best to get the mud off. Mixed showers as well but do people care?? Most
of the lads strip right off to get the mud from bits where there really
shouldn't be mud and many of the girls get their kit off as well. By this
stage nobody gives a damn.
So having finished and collected my huge medallion along with a washing
machine full of mud, would I go back and do it again? Try and stop me... in
fact my application is in the post already... !!!"
TROPHIES
If you're a trophy holder, please make arrangements to return them to Alan
Hedger as soon as possible so that he can arrange for the new winners' names
to be engraved before the annual prize presentation at the Baker Cup supper.
You can contact Alan on 01372 740626 or mailto:alan@hedger1st.fsnet.co.uk
RANELAGH RAMBLE
Correction - the Epping Forest walk being organised by Peter Saw and Carol
Barnshaw will take place on Saturday 20th March, not the 13th as previously
stated. Further details to follow.
NEXT...
A full fixture list for the 2003/04 winter season is available on our web
site.
More details of the following from Andy Bickerstaff (07966 552302 /
mailto:andy@norris-hobs.co.uk ) or Paul Graham (mailto:paulgraham28@hotmail.com )
or Clare Nicholson (07710 348030 / mailto:clarenicholson@hotmail.com ).
Saturday February 14th Hec Petersen Trophy inter-club race v
Ealing Southall & Middlesex etc at Perivale. 5 miles starting at 2.30pm.
Saturday February 21st National Championships at Leeds
Saturday February 28th A busy day! Ranelagh Cup schools race in
Richmond Park at 2pm followed by...
Clutton Cup 10 miles handicap
in Richmond Park. Start 2.30pm followed by...
Junior Points Prize final races in Richmond
Park. Start when the handicap is under way.
Saturday March 6th Inter-club 3.8m in Richmond Park starting
at 3pm
Saturday March 13th South of the Thames "Senior" Championships
7.5 miles at Stanmer Park, Brighton starting at 2.30pm
Steve Rowland
e-mail: srowland@calor.co.uk
Tel: 01926 318734
Fax: 0870 4006901